1 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:52,200 Ass fire! 2 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:55,860 Friend, if it itches, it's a flip flop. 3 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:11,660 Hello, baby. Shall I sign you a whiskey? 4 00:01:11,860 --> 00:01:13,900 Whiskey doesn't loosen my legs. 5 00:01:14,260 --> 00:01:15,260 Will it be small? 6 00:01:15,900 --> 00:01:16,900 Here you go. 7 00:01:22,990 --> 00:01:25,930 Tequila does make me open my eyes legs to anyone. 8 00:01:26,270 --> 00:01:29,450 And what are you doing here? Tell me. Do you what do you think I'm doing here? 9 00:01:30,470 --> 00:01:31,570 Do I appear in the main scene? 10 00:01:32,070 --> 00:01:33,290 Look, there are two of us now. 11 00:01:34,430 --> 00:01:36,530 Answer the phone! Answer the phone! 12 00:01:36,750 --> 00:01:38,690 Rich? Diana, hello. 13 00:01:39,070 --> 00:01:42,350 I thought a call would be easier if the audience does not have to read. 14 00:01:42,590 --> 00:01:44,930 Yes, it makes sense because people are very lazy 15 00:01:45,430 --> 00:01:48,270 And that's why everyone prefers them folded 16 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:52,120 It's nice to meet you on the call more uncomfortable of the year. 17 00:01:53,060 --> 00:01:56,720 Likewise, but I'm going to be honest. When I saw your profile picture I almost 18 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:58,520 the left because you have a face idiot 19 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:02,720 But what do you think? Sometimes idiots They have their thing very big, so here 20 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:05,840 I am. I didn't know you were so direct? What, direct? 21 00:02:06,220 --> 00:02:11,140 Look, I'm not messing around. I say what I think. I was born and raised in Harlem with 22 00:02:11,140 --> 00:02:12,520 real blacks. How do you see? 23 00:02:12,740 --> 00:02:14,360 Oh, you're black. 24 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:18,830 You piece of shit! Yes I am black! 25 00:02:19,390 --> 00:02:22,010 And with capital letters! Did you hear me? 26 00:02:22,930 --> 00:02:24,790 Capital letters! Fuck you all! 27 00:02:26,630 --> 00:02:28,370 Bitch, you better throw up your pearls. 28 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:30,850 Not even anyone who needs them. 29 00:02:32,490 --> 00:02:35,950 Hello. And tell me, what is your movie Favorite fear? 30 00:02:37,110 --> 00:02:41,150 I just don't like all that stuff about ghosts and so on. Why do they always happen 31 00:02:41,150 --> 00:02:43,710 illogical things? Why do you always do they go into alleys? 32 00:02:44,090 --> 00:02:48,470 If I explain myself to that kind of things like that of idiots, then they make parodies of them. 33 00:02:49,490 --> 00:02:51,790 Hey, I think we should meet outside. 34 00:02:52,310 --> 00:02:54,310 See us outside? Hey, how urgent. 35 00:02:55,010 --> 00:02:57,770 What sign are you, surely Scorpio? How you know? 36 00:02:58,010 --> 00:03:00,270 With bastards and with a good penis, but very toxic. 37 00:03:00,510 --> 00:03:04,230 Is the restaurant in front of a alley? Yes, hurry up before I 38 00:03:04,530 --> 00:03:06,690 A rose for the lady? No, another day. 39 00:03:06,950 --> 00:03:07,950 Old stick. 40 00:03:07,990 --> 00:03:08,809 I heard you, bitch. 41 00:03:08,810 --> 00:03:10,830 Ok, I'm heading towards the alley. 42 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:13,600 Here I am, do you see me? I have the hand up. 43 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:15,200 No. 44 00:03:15,900 --> 00:03:17,960 The person I'm seeing is not there greeting. 45 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:19,740 He just stares at me. 46 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:21,420 Well, you too see. 47 00:03:22,060 --> 00:03:25,680 And don't blink. Never do it. Frown frown and get tough. 48 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:27,500 No, he's walking towards me. 49 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:29,780 Oh no! Oh no! He has a knife! 50 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:31,580 Well, don't bring it here. 51 00:03:32,020 --> 00:03:33,500 And it's not the worst part. 52 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:35,220 The worst part... 53 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:41,900 You know a lot about movies scared and still you went into an alley 54 00:03:41,900 --> 00:03:42,900 alone. 55 00:03:43,060 --> 00:03:47,100 The worst part is that... You messed with a Harlem bitch! 56 00:04:05,770 --> 00:04:07,390 the neighborhood Avengers. 57 00:04:20,709 --> 00:04:25,970 Are you serious, Lem? I didn't recognize your scream. I thought you made him more like... Not that 58 00:04:25,970 --> 00:04:27,970 out pigeon Rather, it's... Coconut! 59 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:30,950 Coconut! A falcon that is about to attack. 60 00:04:32,170 --> 00:04:34,230 Yeah, sorry. They're done. 61 00:04:36,750 --> 00:04:37,750 What the fuck? 62 00:04:39,710 --> 00:04:43,370 Dog, I'm Tiana Taylor. My apps have app... Download it! 63 00:04:44,570 --> 00:04:45,950 My arm! My arm! 64 00:04:46,230 --> 00:04:47,230 Put it down! 65 00:04:48,170 --> 00:04:49,790 Calm down. We better put it down. 66 00:05:07,609 --> 00:05:09,290 Welcome to New York, little ghost. 67 00:05:09,670 --> 00:05:14,830 Hey, Diana, maybe they broke my expensive, but you didn't win the Oscar. 68 00:05:15,350 --> 00:05:17,010 What did you say about my Oscar? 69 00:05:17,290 --> 00:05:18,850 You heard me perfectly. 70 00:05:19,350 --> 00:05:20,850 You lost. It's true. 71 00:05:21,570 --> 00:05:23,390 But I won a golden globe, bitch. 72 00:05:24,410 --> 00:05:25,850 Oh please, really? 73 00:05:26,070 --> 00:05:28,990 That's why I never saw a scary movie. It's very bad. 74 00:05:29,230 --> 00:05:31,890 Celebrities come out that are not even relevant and only they fart 75 00:05:32,870 --> 00:05:36,350 So you don't like parodies? Well I'm dead inside. 76 00:05:36,830 --> 00:05:38,630 I'm more into high comedy. 77 00:05:39,030 --> 00:05:41,630 Let's see, what an elevated comedy? 78 00:05:42,530 --> 00:05:46,170 The one that everyone laughs at, but at the same time In the end no one understood him. 79 00:05:48,310 --> 00:05:51,010 Martina, don't open the door. could be Ghostface. 80 00:05:51,310 --> 00:05:55,070 Oh please, him. Those things just happen in the movies. 81 00:05:57,810 --> 00:06:01,410 Hello, I didn't expect you to open the door. 82 00:06:01,710 --> 00:06:02,710 What the fuck? 83 00:06:02,850 --> 00:06:05,790 And where did I leave my knife? Ah, here is. 84 00:06:06,990 --> 00:06:07,990 Hello. 85 00:06:38,510 --> 00:06:40,410 Just a Ritalin for my ADHD. 86 00:06:40,750 --> 00:06:44,010 Aderol for trauma. A couple of Xanax for anxiety. 87 00:06:44,270 --> 00:06:45,790 And your surprise pills. 88 00:06:46,350 --> 00:06:47,870 All this is your dinner. 89 00:06:49,950 --> 00:06:54,390 All this, Sara? How many did you take? I don't know, how many come in the jar? 90 00:06:56,090 --> 00:06:57,090 Hello, Jess. 91 00:06:57,270 --> 00:07:02,250 Sara, Martín is in the hospital. The stabbed The ghost that always brings a 92 00:07:02,250 --> 00:07:03,950 knife. What are you saying? 93 00:07:21,150 --> 00:07:26,890 What's wrong, Jack? 94 00:07:27,170 --> 00:07:29,750 That? I was going to show you my costume Halloween. 95 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:31,250 To me... 96 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:36,320 I have to go see her. 97 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:37,940 I have to operate on the past. 98 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:39,680 Hey, Sara, come, come. 99 00:07:40,300 --> 00:07:41,300 I'm going to go with you. 100 00:07:41,780 --> 00:07:44,660 Not because I am the murderer who tries take you back to your town. 101 00:07:44,940 --> 00:07:47,080 I'm just your supportive boyfriend. Yes. 102 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,300 It's me. 103 00:07:49,300 --> 00:07:50,960 Ok, let's go to the car. 104 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:54,040 Hey, we have to make a stop fast. 105 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:56,560 I survived. 106 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:58,820 All thanks to my lucky coin. 107 00:08:31,340 --> 00:08:35,600 I already told you that you have to take your pills. Because I feel sorry for them if I am the 108 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:37,799 best mom this world has ever seen. Does that what? 109 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:40,980 Don't forget that I have training. Return late. you are alone 110 00:08:40,980 --> 00:08:44,440 team because you're black. and the racists idiots assume you know how to play. 111 00:08:44,680 --> 00:08:46,120 It's 2026. 112 00:08:46,340 --> 00:08:47,980 I think race doesn't matter anymore. 113 00:08:48,380 --> 00:08:49,660 Haven't you seen the news? 114 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:51,160 No. 115 00:08:52,140 --> 00:08:54,800 Blas, are you still dating that bitch? Okay. 116 00:08:55,300 --> 00:08:57,100 Mom, stop fucking her. What are you doing? 117 00:08:57,400 --> 00:09:01,820 The fact that she goes from bed to bed doesn't make her a slut. It is not a 118 00:09:01,900 --> 00:09:03,260 He has distracted morals. 119 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:05,520 Being distracted doesn't take away from being slutty. 120 00:09:06,340 --> 00:09:09,760 Oh, hello! Are there those clothes? Are you already Ready for Halloween? 121 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:14,140 What are you, the whore schoolgirl? Mrs. Boob? Hello, Mrs. Mick. 122 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:16,120 I love her hair. 123 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:18,420 It's so retro of them. 124 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:22,400 Thank you, doll. I love your clothes. Is so cool of you. 125 00:09:24,030 --> 00:09:27,550 You know what? I have to go to my class African American history and let's talk 126 00:09:27,550 --> 00:09:31,390 of slavery. Well it turns out it was optional. Have you already seen this? 127 00:09:32,270 --> 00:09:35,950 And what did I change? That's how it is. They taught us bad all this time. 128 00:09:37,150 --> 00:09:38,150 Freedom. 129 00:09:38,530 --> 00:09:39,389 Bye, ma. 130 00:09:39,390 --> 00:09:41,670 Okay. Goodbye, baby. Goodbye, madam. 131 00:09:41,970 --> 00:09:46,170 Bye bye. Son, I put condoms in your backpack. He's not going to want to tie you up. 132 00:09:46,570 --> 00:09:47,570 Mother! 133 00:09:49,390 --> 00:09:50,630 Ok, seriously. 134 00:09:50,870 --> 00:09:54,760 Sheriff Greg, don't... You have to take me to my class. I'm fine. A 135 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:58,940 series is on the loose. I'm not going to let nothing happens to my beautiful girl. 136 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:01,120 Beautiful, okay? Beautiful boy. 137 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:05,560 Sorry. It's just that I'm having a hard time accepting your transition. Ok, it's very simple. 138 00:10:06,180 --> 00:10:08,500 Treat me like your friends, okay? 139 00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:10,800 Ok, I can do it. 140 00:10:11,180 --> 00:10:12,900 Yes. A slap? 141 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,260 It's all you have. 142 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:19,520 Hey, why did you do that? 143 00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:21,380 Did it hurt or what, bitch? 144 00:10:27,020 --> 00:10:29,420 Ferra. He has a good right hand. 145 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,740 Who the fuck lives here? 146 00:10:51,980 --> 00:10:53,980 No, mother, you look horrible. 147 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:57,980 But don't tell him like that just because his stylist doesn't want her. Oh, be careful 148 00:10:57,980 --> 00:11:02,200 where they walk My whole house is full of traps. You never know when that 149 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:03,119 is going to come back. 150 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,120 Oh yes. 151 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:05,920 Okay. 152 00:11:22,700 --> 00:11:23,940 I'm Jack, Sara is my girlfriend. 153 00:11:24,820 --> 00:11:27,580 I've heard a lot about you and nothing good. 154 00:11:28,460 --> 00:11:33,260 I haven't heard anything about you, Jack. I assume that you are a piece of shit. But, 155 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:36,440 How would I know if I haven't talked to myself? daughter in what? 156 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:38,040 Six months? 157 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:39,660 Six years, mother. 158 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:43,660 And whose fault is it? And the fault of who is it? I don't know, it occurs to me what it is 159 00:11:43,660 --> 00:11:44,660 yours 160 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,000 It's true. 161 00:11:46,060 --> 00:11:49,820 We want to learn about the horrors those who survived. Look. 162 00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:55,640 In Scary Movie 3 and 4 they paid me a lot millions and nothing was learned from there. 163 00:11:55,980 --> 00:11:58,660 But if you want to talk about the house of Bunnies, go ahead. 164 00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:04,080 That crazy guy is back. The idiot of the mask. We have to stop it, mother. 165 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:06,060 You're not ready, sweetheart. 166 00:12:06,780 --> 00:12:11,260 I've been preparing for this for years. I have had to sacrifice everything. 167 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:12,660 You were a terrible mother. 168 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,040 Please, my love. 169 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:15,900 We've had good times. 170 00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:19,100 What is it like to life that takes you to meet Santa? 171 00:12:19,380 --> 00:12:20,380 Have you already forgotten? 172 00:12:27,540 --> 00:12:28,900 It's your turn, Sara. 173 00:12:29,900 --> 00:12:30,900 Move. 174 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:32,240 Hello, Santa. 175 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:37,520 Sorry. No, I sit on your legs. Is that you scare me. 176 00:13:35,610 --> 00:13:38,410 Oh, Cray? 177 00:13:50,980 --> 00:13:55,160 Hey, I talked to Sara a while ago. Does it end and come? I think so. I heard 178 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:56,059 something vibrated. 179 00:13:56,060 --> 00:13:59,300 So it is possible. No, if it is going to come here, idiot. 180 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,260 I forgot to ask him. Hey Jimbo! 181 00:14:01,620 --> 00:14:03,420 Deep pass! Hey, come on, come on! 182 00:14:05,260 --> 00:14:06,260 That! 183 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:08,520 How deep do you like it? 184 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:10,400 Love, don't worry, not now. 185 00:14:10,660 --> 00:14:13,860 You know what happens to people makes love when there is a murderer 186 00:14:13,860 --> 00:14:18,200 loose. Brad is right about something. Okay, Ghostface is back. We have to arm ourselves. 187 00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:20,120 Capimienta, ready. 188 00:14:21,670 --> 00:14:22,910 Taser. Ready. 189 00:14:23,490 --> 00:14:24,490 Butt plug? 190 00:14:24,590 --> 00:14:25,730 It's ready. 191 00:14:26,050 --> 00:14:27,050 It's huge! 192 00:14:27,330 --> 00:14:30,430 Do you always bring that thing there? That? I don't even know note. 193 00:14:33,550 --> 00:14:34,730 How envious! 194 00:14:34,970 --> 00:14:37,690 How impressive! 195 00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:55,270 How are you, man? Uncle? 196 00:14:56,050 --> 00:15:01,010 I'm already tired of you, the guys, disrespect your 197 00:15:01,010 --> 00:15:06,910 telling him all those things like a guy, Mon, my grandfather. Besides, I'm not even his uncle. 198 00:15:07,010 --> 00:15:10,890 Shorty, you're my mother's brother, so Yes, in fact, you are our uncle. 199 00:15:12,470 --> 00:15:13,470 Sorry. 200 00:15:13,890 --> 00:15:16,390 I don't understand how you teach here. 201 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,570 Classes? No, girl. 202 00:15:18,950 --> 00:15:19,950 I study. 203 00:15:20,710 --> 00:15:23,290 I am proudly a 45 year old student years. 204 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:27,220 And? Are you finally going to graduate? Well, when we make a sequel and I 205 00:15:27,220 --> 00:15:29,180 keep giving work, I could graduate with you. 206 00:15:29,820 --> 00:15:31,040 Hey, Martina woke up. 207 00:15:31,380 --> 00:15:33,420 That's it, Martina! Who the fuck, Martina? 208 00:15:33,660 --> 00:15:34,660 We have to go to the hospital. 209 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:37,420 Are you coming back on the bus? No, I'm going in jet. 210 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:40,140 By private jet? Yes, jealous. 211 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:44,120 Yeah, you smoke weed all day. alone you play video games and do live. 212 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:46,000 They literally pay you for doing nothing. 213 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:49,080 Exact. Well, let the poor work. 214 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:52,900 You haven't changed anything. 215 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:57,760 How are my cryptos doing? Oh yes, now I won three million! 216 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:01,620 Oh no, I already lost five million! 217 00:16:02,020 --> 00:16:03,880 This is crazy, son! 218 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,800 Sister Brenda, it's okay. 219 00:16:42,580 --> 00:16:47,500 You succumbed to sin, here it is. But he Lord wants us to teach men 220 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:48,500 like you the way. 221 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:49,760 Come in, son! 222 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:50,880 Come with us. 223 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:52,640 Come to us. 224 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:57,800 God wants to see you coming. Don't betray your confidence. We want you to come 225 00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:02,660 like you've never come before. Come by the Father. Come for the Son. You 226 00:17:02,660 --> 00:17:04,700 I will hold the hand and we will come together. 227 00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:05,980 God is good. 228 00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:07,020 Amen. 229 00:17:09,460 --> 00:17:10,920 That is. 230 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:13,440 By the nails of Christ. 231 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:14,900 Let it go, King. 232 00:17:15,420 --> 00:17:16,420 Leave it. 233 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:18,240 Let me. 234 00:17:18,839 --> 00:17:19,839 Forgive me. 235 00:17:20,260 --> 00:17:21,260 It was the last one. 236 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:28,060 Welcome a new member of our congregation. 237 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,640 Tell them what you feel, brother. 238 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:38,100 I'm not gay anymore, community. 239 00:17:53,830 --> 00:17:57,710 Remember that they are super virile and have firm breasts and divine buttocks. still 240 00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:58,710 has a secret. 241 00:17:58,930 --> 00:18:04,170 I'm not going to bring a bag anymore, nor put on makeup, or walk in heels with 242 00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:07,850 platforms of those that make me feel like a goddess! 243 00:18:08,070 --> 00:18:13,590 But those were mine! I'm not going to go to Grindr and swipe right 244 00:18:13,590 --> 00:18:19,030 black men, white men, Asians sometimes! Did they have Grindr? Ya 245 00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:23,110 travel to the Philippines looking for Lady Boys in Phuket! 246 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:27,460 In Costamuy! Back in Phuket! And then to Vietnam so that I can get more 247 00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:31,620 cheap! Didn't we go for our anniversary, king? This idiot is 248 00:18:31,620 --> 00:18:35,900 groped I'm not going to stand naked anymore in front of the mirror! With the penis inserted 249 00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:36,900 between the legs! 250 00:18:37,340 --> 00:18:39,500 Dancing like the silence of the innocent! 251 00:18:39,740 --> 00:18:44,560 I am a new man! The Lord saved! 252 00:18:45,260 --> 00:18:46,260 I swear! 253 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:47,760 I said I swear! 254 00:19:02,159 --> 00:19:03,159 No, 255 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:05,720 no. No, no, Ray. 256 00:19:05,860 --> 00:19:06,860 No no. 257 00:19:15,940 --> 00:19:16,940 What do they do? 258 00:20:14,220 --> 00:20:15,220 That's Mortina! 259 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:17,440 Bitch! 260 00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:21,080 Oh yes! 261 00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:24,440 Oh, it's the good, good kind! 262 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:26,420 The one Britney got into. 263 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:30,500 Makes me want to shave my head and hit someone with an umbrella. 264 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:33,020 Sara, who is Jeffrey's twin Dahmer? 265 00:20:33,420 --> 00:20:36,000 This is my boyfriend, Jack. 266 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:37,720 It's a pleasure, Martina. 267 00:20:38,420 --> 00:20:40,240 For me he is just like Ted Bundy. 268 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:42,480 But look who I am. 269 00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:47,150 This stabbed dog needs to sleep. 270 00:20:47,390 --> 00:20:49,010 So, they're out of the way! 271 00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:50,250 Yes, ma'am. 272 00:20:51,910 --> 00:20:54,950 You stay, Sara. Because? I what I did? 273 00:20:56,210 --> 00:20:57,450 I'm very afraid. 274 00:20:58,650 --> 00:21:01,270 Oh, Marty, it's normal. 275 00:21:01,810 --> 00:21:04,570 They stabbed you nine times. 276 00:21:04,770 --> 00:21:06,970 And the killer knows where you live. 277 00:21:07,230 --> 00:21:12,070 I would invite you to stay at my house, but you have a bit of a heavy vibe. 278 00:21:13,130 --> 00:21:15,970 And I wouldn't be surprised if he was behind that door. 279 00:21:21,710 --> 00:21:23,010 That doesn't help me, Sara. 280 00:21:24,070 --> 00:21:26,630 I thought I was going to die. I know, I too! 281 00:21:27,210 --> 00:21:28,650 And I planned your funeral. 282 00:21:29,730 --> 00:21:34,770 What the fuck? And I wrote your obituary. More Chachipiti wrote it well. but 283 00:21:34,770 --> 00:21:38,430 you are still here and I will never let anyone do harm 284 00:22:13,450 --> 00:22:17,230 I saw how his soul escaped through his beautiful innocent eyes. 285 00:22:17,830 --> 00:22:19,610 Christ the Redeemer. Nurse! 286 00:22:19,910 --> 00:22:24,170 Check the connection! I make the connection me, precious I get sparks, I am 287 00:22:24,170 --> 00:22:25,430 electrical and magnetic. 288 00:22:25,690 --> 00:22:28,670 It makes me want to give it... God. 289 00:22:29,350 --> 00:22:31,810 Please accept this creature. 290 00:22:32,670 --> 00:22:36,030 The Lord works in mysterious ways. 291 00:22:36,490 --> 00:22:37,670 I'm going to eat now. 292 00:22:38,390 --> 00:22:39,530 Oh, martyr. 293 00:22:39,870 --> 00:22:42,110 I will never let anyone hurt you. 294 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:15,860 Nazi, okay? Like the prom queen alone I was showing my love to the public. 295 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:20,300 No, I'm talking about your family's little secret. 296 00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:24,780 Oh, you're that shit that attacked me sister. 297 00:23:25,100 --> 00:23:30,200 Well I had to make you come back. Hey, If you want to mess with me, idiot, 298 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:31,840 then come for me. 299 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:33,040 With great pleasure. 300 00:24:08,430 --> 00:24:13,690 So you do your thing. I don't want that interrupt my falafel and 301 00:24:13,690 --> 00:24:16,710 pork rinds I'm speaking in Chinese, die 302 00:24:18,450 --> 00:24:19,490 Attack me now. 303 00:24:20,050 --> 00:24:21,290 I just sang to you. 304 00:24:27,530 --> 00:24:28,530 You are welcome. 305 00:24:31,990 --> 00:24:35,490 It looks like someone hit you with something. hard, like metal. 306 00:24:35,750 --> 00:24:37,290 I already told you I fell. 307 00:24:37,630 --> 00:24:39,170 Now can you tell me where we are going? 308 00:24:39,390 --> 00:24:41,030 To talk to an expert. 309 00:24:54,110 --> 00:24:58,250 Get stuck! We are very sorry to bother you, We just want to ask you a few questions. 310 00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:01,290 Give me a good reason to talk to you. 311 00:25:01,790 --> 00:25:02,790 I am White. 312 00:25:03,050 --> 00:25:03,929 How much? 313 00:25:03,930 --> 00:25:05,970 I have very pink nipples. 314 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:10,980 Don't come close! When did you tell a expert we saw him again a thousand years ago 315 00:25:10,980 --> 00:25:12,580 physicist, scientist or something? Reserved! 316 00:25:12,820 --> 00:25:13,960 I'm Sarah Campbell. 317 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:18,480 They attacked me last night. Why don't you better are they going? I don't want them to attack me, nor 318 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:19,560 I got COVID, okay? 319 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:23,080 Please sir, just two minutes, just That's what I ask of you. No no. 320 00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:24,720 I'll give you eight minutes. 321 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:27,200 And another thing. 322 00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:30,300 I will give you the COVID test. 323 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:31,760 Oh my God! 324 00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:36,200 Ok, I think with that. 325 00:25:36,420 --> 00:25:39,840 Doesn't it happen to you that people no longer know what invent? For example, on Saint's Day 326 00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:43,320 Valentine. Who is Valentine? and why is he a saint? 327 00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:49,940 Let me get this out of your face. 328 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:51,560 Sorry. 329 00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,300 And there's your COVID test. 330 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:56,860 Yes, they have it. 331 00:25:58,900 --> 00:26:00,520 You're Cindy's daughter, right? 332 00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:04,020 Yes. I don't know this one. This is Jack. 333 00:26:04,590 --> 00:26:10,010 Is he my boyfriend? No, no, no, no. Rule number one to survive a movie 334 00:26:10,010 --> 00:26:12,970 fear is never trusting your boyfriend nobody. 335 00:26:13,270 --> 00:26:14,270 Look at it! 336 00:26:14,810 --> 00:26:21,790 He has that eye that goes sideways and He paps like a psychopath. has 337 00:26:21,790 --> 00:26:25,630 the lame leg that makes everything walk twisted and weird. 338 00:26:25,890 --> 00:26:28,330 I don't walk strangely. That one over there? 339 00:26:29,670 --> 00:26:31,090 He was looking at me. 340 00:26:32,310 --> 00:26:33,650 Duffy Special Agent! 341 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:38,060 Retired. Hey, Duffy, we need all possible help. 342 00:26:38,580 --> 00:26:43,500 No. I can't go back to that life. Furthermore, We are still in the middle of a pandemic. 343 00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:47,280 global. Hey, I hate to tell you this, but COVID ended years ago. 344 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:49,240 Oh really? 345 00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:50,640 Yes. 346 00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:54,500 Shit! 347 00:26:55,060 --> 00:26:57,240 What am I going to do with all these cans? 348 00:26:59,740 --> 00:27:02,020 Get out! I don't want Don Sven to find! 349 00:27:02,460 --> 00:27:03,460 Get out now! 350 00:27:23,370 --> 00:27:25,490 Especially Lucy, reporting to service. 351 00:27:26,870 --> 00:27:32,270 Ok, just because he took a bath doesn't mean that... No, I didn't bathe. I just got wet 352 00:27:32,270 --> 00:27:34,550 like this. Did he do your hair? No, no, thank you. 353 00:27:34,850 --> 00:27:36,610 Okay. Come with us, Lucy. Okay. 354 00:27:36,970 --> 00:27:41,010 Sara, is your ordinary girl coming? mother or do we start talking about the plan? 355 00:27:41,590 --> 00:27:42,590 Hello. 356 00:27:46,830 --> 00:27:51,010 Did you come, mother? I haven't come in 15 years, baby. But I already bought this one. 357 00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:53,740 Pink tickled, so I cross the fingers. 358 00:27:59,220 --> 00:28:01,820 Oh, my old friend! 359 00:28:02,340 --> 00:28:07,680 You taught me to dance and smoke marijuana in an advanced! 360 00:28:08,060 --> 00:28:09,700 Cindy, I'm standing in the back. 361 00:28:21,580 --> 00:28:25,340 By smoking weed, junk food and racist police officers 362 00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:28,540 I thought you weren't going to last. Yes, I bring the high cholesterol. 363 00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:32,200 Hello, fine. Stop smiling at me! 364 00:28:35,060 --> 00:28:36,280 Let me! I'm going to upload it! 365 00:28:36,700 --> 00:28:38,540 It's going to go viral! It's going to go viral! 366 00:28:39,060 --> 00:28:43,380 Hey, he's mentally disabled. By That's got that fucking drunk face. 367 00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:44,219 Hey, hey, hey. 368 00:28:44,220 --> 00:28:47,240 Don't call her drunk shit drunk Have respect. 369 00:28:53,130 --> 00:28:54,130 It was a curse. 370 00:28:54,330 --> 00:28:55,590 Hello, guys! 371 00:28:55,830 --> 00:29:00,230 Look what I did. They are delicious jello shots made with alcohol 372 00:29:00,230 --> 00:29:04,710 96 and liquid ecstasy. I am warning you so that there are no surprises like 373 00:29:04,710 --> 00:29:05,549 last time. 374 00:29:05,550 --> 00:29:07,490 Take. I love getting high. 375 00:29:08,890 --> 00:29:09,729 Are you sure not? 376 00:29:09,730 --> 00:29:10,730 Hello, Brenda. 377 00:29:10,790 --> 00:29:13,910 Please, I already told you not to tell me like this. Tell me more. 378 00:29:15,710 --> 00:29:16,710 Yeah! 379 00:29:17,170 --> 00:29:18,170 It just can't be! 380 00:29:19,070 --> 00:29:20,570 He threw the tray. What's happening? 381 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:42,260 neglecting my daughters while I I prepare to kill Gotsuka and if any 382 00:29:42,260 --> 00:29:44,320 come back. What have you done? 383 00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:48,660 Well, I get teenagers drunk to to be able to continue feeling young and 384 00:29:48,660 --> 00:29:49,660 my children at home. 385 00:29:50,020 --> 00:29:51,800 I knew you would be a good mom. 386 00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:53,980 Cindy, a hug? 387 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:58,200 Oh, the truth is I do want to, but as already I'm a racist, it makes me a little sick. 388 00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:01,320 Oh please, you have always been racist. Don't pretend, come here. 389 00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:02,560 That? 390 00:30:02,580 --> 00:30:03,980 Oh, my friend. 391 00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:05,680 Do you want a shot? 392 00:30:05,740 --> 00:30:06,860 Yes, if you want, please. 393 00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:08,319 Hey, ma. 394 00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:12,940 Could your house be cool if you had one? beer pong table over there? Maybe 395 00:30:12,940 --> 00:30:16,200 a pool table? What do you know about being cool? When I was your age I was 396 00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:20,620 living with Puffy. Puff Daddy, P. Diddy, Diddy, all the Seans. 397 00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:25,000 I don't even see it, aunt. Your mom I walked around the entire party! 398 00:30:26,820 --> 00:30:27,820 Do you want to see something cool? 399 00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:29,540 I'm going to show you something cool. 400 00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:03,140 It was prudential homicide. 401 00:31:04,020 --> 00:31:07,800 And what are you going to do after this? The I really want to go to the cabos. Oh, I 402 00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:08,900 love the capes. 403 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:14,240 I tell you. I got into your fall and never no one noticed. It's brilliant, 404 00:31:14,300 --> 00:31:15,300 friend 405 00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:17,880 Okay, 406 00:31:24,380 --> 00:31:26,060 It's already happened. You have to continue with the plan. 407 00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:29,700 I'm looking at you, tesbondi eyes. If see that you like to kill. 408 00:31:30,020 --> 00:31:32,240 I think you are the murderer. I? Okay. 409 00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:36,660 And why wouldn't it be Officer Doofy? I I don't have a reason why I would do it. 410 00:31:36,940 --> 00:31:38,820 You were the killer in the first movie. 411 00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:44,420 That you shouldn't be in prison? No, I They forgave. Especially because of the invasion 412 00:31:44,420 --> 00:31:45,460 Capitol, remember? 413 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:46,800 I have proof. 414 00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:48,120 That's me. 415 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:52,820 I shipped it on two horns. No, could you be Jesus? 416 00:31:53,450 --> 00:31:57,070 And why me? With all the traumas that you have. Don't tell me you wouldn't be 417 00:31:57,070 --> 00:32:02,310 capable Ok, I understand. Discriminate not It's okay, okay? He is a normal man, 418 00:32:02,490 --> 00:32:07,490 but without so much strength in the arms and no penis Hey, don't you know what I got 419 00:32:07,490 --> 00:32:08,449 hidden here? 420 00:32:08,450 --> 00:32:09,450 I do. 421 00:32:10,230 --> 00:32:14,470 Hey, what we know so far is that all those who have been attacked are 422 00:32:14,470 --> 00:32:19,090 connected to the original killers. Do you want to kill the girls? Aha. what 423 00:32:19,090 --> 00:32:20,870 is putting together is a rebootquel. 424 00:32:21,790 --> 00:32:22,729 One what? 425 00:32:22,730 --> 00:32:26,860 Yes. It's a reboot and a sequel. Mix original characters with characters 426 00:32:26,860 --> 00:32:31,440 new ones in an attempt to awaken a stupid nostalgia and attract more fans to the 427 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:33,720 cinema. How do I know what they did last summer? past. 428 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:36,960 Is it a movie? 429 00:32:37,180 --> 00:32:38,400 What did I do last summer? 430 00:32:38,620 --> 00:32:40,920 I think you're talking about the summer when I fell in love 431 00:32:41,180 --> 00:32:42,960 King! When did you arrive? 432 00:32:43,340 --> 00:32:45,140 A long time ago, but I was in the bathroom men. 433 00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:47,460 My bathroom? As? 434 00:32:49,130 --> 00:32:52,590 That is to say that the murderer is writing their version of a horror movie. 435 00:32:52,710 --> 00:32:57,310 So, according to the rules of this search of... Who killed them? 436 00:32:58,530 --> 00:33:00,490 I think that is very obvious. 437 00:33:03,470 --> 00:33:04,470 Who? 438 00:33:04,910 --> 00:33:08,590 You, bitch. Why me? Hey, I'm not the one murderer 439 00:33:08,890 --> 00:33:13,590 Ghostface attacked Marty to bring me back return. I think he attacked Martina to 440 00:33:13,590 --> 00:33:14,610 bring you back 441 00:33:14,930 --> 00:33:17,070 To bring me back. 442 00:33:18,390 --> 00:33:20,750 the originals. What a desire for attention. 443 00:33:21,030 --> 00:33:25,830 Yes, I think that's it. Oh, fuck off! And take the shit, mother! 444 00:33:26,570 --> 00:33:28,090 Oh, how ugly! 445 00:33:57,610 --> 00:33:58,309 Yes, tell me. 446 00:33:58,310 --> 00:33:59,370 Hello, sheriff. 447 00:34:00,430 --> 00:34:01,430 Agent Underwood? 448 00:34:01,590 --> 00:34:03,110 I'll give you a clue. 449 00:34:03,590 --> 00:34:05,790 What is your favorite scary movie? 450 00:34:06,190 --> 00:34:10,190 Well, my favorite is Saltborn. That is, the member that man had was 451 00:34:10,190 --> 00:34:14,969 gigantic And Ken Jong-un's penis What happened yesterday is much more realistic. You 452 00:34:14,969 --> 00:34:15,969 I say from experience. 453 00:34:16,310 --> 00:34:20,570 What do you want, scrotum? I don't call you to tell you that by the time you get to 454 00:34:20,570 --> 00:34:23,070 home, your daughter is already going to be dead. 455 00:34:24,270 --> 00:34:26,570 Hey, idiot. She is a man! 456 00:34:52,710 --> 00:34:53,830 Are you looking for this? 457 00:34:54,889 --> 00:34:55,929 Let me help you. 458 00:34:57,030 --> 00:34:59,150 I have your little penis. 459 00:35:01,170 --> 00:35:02,170 Okay, 460 00:35:11,050 --> 00:35:12,050 here I go. 461 00:35:12,510 --> 00:35:14,130 What do you want, scrotum face? 462 00:35:14,390 --> 00:35:17,570 Well, just as female, I mean man, that your father 463 00:35:18,490 --> 00:35:20,350 I know there is no one at your house. 464 00:35:20,710 --> 00:35:25,560 Well, my dad went out, but... The one in the pool, the gardener and the plumber, 465 00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:26,900 They're here, idiot. 466 00:35:27,180 --> 00:35:28,540 Look out the window. 467 00:35:31,300 --> 00:35:32,860 Get up! No! 468 00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:36,400 They are the foundation of our workforce! 469 00:35:37,140 --> 00:35:42,080 I'm not going to do those jobs. Already let's get to the point. I'll ask you a question. 470 00:35:42,700 --> 00:35:45,500 If you answer it right, you will live. 471 00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:49,020 Who was the murderer in a movie afraid? 472 00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:55,120 How easy, they were Bobby, the Gay Ray, it was Obviously she liked men, 473 00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,940 He always denied it. The classic homophobia of the 2000s. 474 00:35:58,180 --> 00:36:04,060 But I beat you, bitch. Bad, you forgot special people, Duffy. Now he will die. 475 00:36:12,980 --> 00:36:14,300 Oh, my arms! 476 00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:17,960 Maybe you should go open it. 477 00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:21,740 Literally, I'm seeing you trying steal my package. 478 00:36:22,740 --> 00:36:26,280 Oh, how easy! 479 00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:32,700 Good afternoon, young man. Your request. 480 00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:36,480 One second. 481 00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:39,160 Careful! Don't let the murderer in! 482 00:36:40,300 --> 00:36:43,840 Now you are going to identify yourself as dead! 483 00:36:48,710 --> 00:36:51,350 With knives like a little girl. 484 00:36:58,610 --> 00:37:04,070 Oh, dad! This dances! I want to find out Ghostface for crime lovers. 485 00:37:04,090 --> 00:37:07,630 I am Kiki West for the porno newscast OnlyFans. Porn news? That's not even 486 00:37:07,630 --> 00:37:09,950 exists! You don't even have a cameraman! 487 00:37:10,170 --> 00:37:11,250 Oh, my little boy! 488 00:37:13,090 --> 00:37:14,090 Excuse me. 489 00:37:15,850 --> 00:37:16,850 Oh wow! 490 00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:22,140 Yes, yes. The three-time Lemmy nominee outstanding achievement in journalism 491 00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:26,560 yellowish I was going to say that if you were the from Friends, but lower and with less 492 00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:27,560 votes. 493 00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:29,140 That's what you were going to say? 494 00:37:29,860 --> 00:37:31,440 Do you really not know who I am? 495 00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:33,800 My love, I am... Gail, swallow them! 496 00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:37,560 Hello, Hailstorm. Gail, Hailstorm! Get off, girl! 497 00:37:43,100 --> 00:37:45,600 Dufus? Hello, Gail. 498 00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:49,040 You don't notice your age. 499 00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:53,340 But the rest is noticeable. the wrinkles, peace. Yes, your fingers smell your tail. 500 00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:55,620 Why are you wearing that ridiculous uniform? 501 00:37:56,620 --> 00:37:57,660 I investigate a case. 502 00:37:57,940 --> 00:37:59,580 Yeah, I'll catch Ghostface. 503 00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:00,840 Well, tell me, 504 00:38:01,620 --> 00:38:03,240 disabled agent Duffy. 505 00:38:04,980 --> 00:38:10,680 Aren't you suspicious of this tragic and Pretty predictable incident? And don't you 506 00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:12,740 say. No, I can't. Why can't you? 507 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,880 Oh, how delicious. 508 00:38:17,060 --> 00:38:18,060 I like it. 509 00:38:18,220 --> 00:38:19,220 Knew. Shit. 510 00:38:20,300 --> 00:38:24,040 Hey, Gail, do you remember when I Did you suck in exchange for information? 511 00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:29,540 I don't suck anyone off anymore, Duffy, okay? Not since Me Too. Ok, sorry. 512 00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:33,380 I'll pull them now, Duffy, but the story must be good. Ok, let it be 513 00:38:33,380 --> 00:38:34,460 hands. Come, come. 514 00:38:56,270 --> 00:39:00,150 I'll catch you! I'll catch you! Now I'm back! I'll catch you! You bring my 515 00:39:00,190 --> 00:39:01,190 little thief! 516 00:39:04,070 --> 00:39:06,030 They shouldn't legalize it. 517 00:39:09,190 --> 00:39:10,490 Oh yes, right? 518 00:39:23,390 --> 00:39:25,630 Do you know that smoking is bad for you? 519 00:39:26,110 --> 00:39:32,370 Weed is not bad for anyone. has vitamin T, HC and CBD. 520 00:39:33,390 --> 00:39:34,770 What's wrong, Shory? 521 00:39:35,110 --> 00:39:37,590 You look a little anxious. 522 00:39:37,990 --> 00:39:42,970 Maybe because there is a serial killer with mask taking you in my living room. 523 00:39:43,270 --> 00:39:47,350 Shory, you are my friend. What do I say my friend? My brother, sit down. 524 00:39:47,690 --> 00:39:48,690 Okay. 525 00:39:52,590 --> 00:39:53,670 Do you want to stop smoking? 526 00:39:53,950 --> 00:39:59,570 I'm honest, I tried to quit, but my Mom said, I didn't want any left. 527 00:40:00,090 --> 00:40:03,270 And I stopped quitting. We can try with hypnosis. 528 00:40:03,670 --> 00:40:07,870 Bro, I don't care how many watches pocket try to shake in front of me 529 00:40:07,870 --> 00:40:11,450 face. It won't work, son. you can't hypnotize me 530 00:40:11,670 --> 00:40:12,670 Hurts. 531 00:40:15,570 --> 00:40:16,570 Chori. 532 00:40:19,090 --> 00:40:20,090 What happened? 533 00:40:20,870 --> 00:40:21,950 Tell me about yourself. 534 00:40:22,540 --> 00:40:23,540 Mother! 535 00:40:24,140 --> 00:40:28,640 How intense! Let's start with something light, Like...Asslickers? 536 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:30,880 Yes or no? Well obviously yes. 537 00:40:31,580 --> 00:40:34,360 And what happened to him, Shorty? 538 00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:38,220 I was going home. 539 00:40:39,540 --> 00:40:41,500 There was a car parked outside. 540 00:40:42,300 --> 00:40:43,620 There was someone inside. 541 00:40:44,720 --> 00:40:46,340 Something bad was happening. 542 00:40:51,310 --> 00:40:52,310 Why didn't you ask for help? 543 00:40:52,530 --> 00:40:53,530 I couldn't. 544 00:40:53,590 --> 00:40:56,430 They were going to arrest me. Were you 11 years old? 545 00:40:56,970 --> 00:40:58,530 It's just that I started young. 546 00:41:00,910 --> 00:41:02,430 What did you see? 547 00:41:07,630 --> 00:41:10,370 I see a big explosion of water. 548 00:41:12,430 --> 00:41:14,310 It looks like a firefighter. 549 00:41:18,230 --> 00:41:20,450 The police said it was his homicide. 550 00:41:21,900 --> 00:41:26,080 He killed that man. And when the door is opened, his corpse slid into 551 00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:27,080 outside. 552 00:41:30,140 --> 00:41:35,180 And like the monster of the form of water, I didn't want it to be real. 553 00:41:35,380 --> 00:41:37,060 What you didn't want to be real? 554 00:41:38,140 --> 00:41:40,420 See my mother squirming. 555 00:41:40,900 --> 00:41:47,860 Ok, I swear. The floor of his room was humid. I can't move. You are 556 00:41:47,860 --> 00:41:49,180 paralyzed now. 557 00:41:51,390 --> 00:41:53,450 Stop the seat. Wait, no, wait. 558 00:41:53,750 --> 00:41:54,750 Sink. 559 00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,980 Subscribe to 560 00:42:46,980 --> 00:42:56,900 channel! 561 00:44:02,860 --> 00:44:03,860 Our daughter Sara? 562 00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:08,060 Maybe it's true, she's rude, but let's see if he can stand having his guts taken out. 563 00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:11,380 I'm going to die. Bobby, you're already there dead. 564 00:44:11,940 --> 00:44:16,600 This hallucination is a manifestation of My fault for being terrible, mom. Or they can 565 00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:18,200 be the mushrooms that I ate, honestly. 566 00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:20,980 You're going to die! 567 00:44:21,420 --> 00:44:23,860 But you're not going to kill me. 568 00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:30,800 You're going to die. 569 00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:34,100 To smile! 570 00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:35,360 Can't. 571 00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:37,240 Hey. 572 00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:39,680 You're in the psychiatric hospital. 573 00:44:39,940 --> 00:44:41,300 Everyone smiles here. 574 00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:42,560 Yeah? 575 00:44:44,780 --> 00:44:48,540 Could you tell me where Care is? Intensive? Is it over there or here? 576 00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:50,560 It's no longer time to visit. 577 00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:51,760 Yes of course. 578 00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:57,440 The channel wants me to apologize for... publicly with Mr. Valentine. 579 00:44:57,660 --> 00:45:01,900 It turns out that his stage name is not Cupid. Apparently Valentine and Cupid 580 00:45:01,900 --> 00:45:04,320 They are not even the same. I didn't know. 581 00:45:20,060 --> 00:45:21,060 Chamau! 582 00:45:21,620 --> 00:45:23,040 You're not Michael. 583 00:45:23,300 --> 00:45:25,020 Michael didn't wear a toupee. 584 00:45:25,500 --> 00:45:29,000 And what is that, son? Did you tattoo your tickets? No, everyone believes that. 585 00:45:29,220 --> 00:45:32,080 But he actually painted them for me. Do you did you paint with marker? 586 00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:34,060 I affirm. Michael had a monkey. 587 00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:35,360 He let out a flame. 588 00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:40,540 Fuck it, Michael. You don't even know dance, boy. Well I have practiced. 589 00:46:09,390 --> 00:46:10,730 I'm going to buy it, pirate. 590 00:46:12,970 --> 00:46:13,970 Hello? 591 00:46:15,390 --> 00:46:16,430 Fuck it. 592 00:46:21,550 --> 00:46:22,930 I'm going to miss them. 593 00:46:47,790 --> 00:46:50,690 Well yes, that's why I'm here. 594 00:46:50,990 --> 00:46:55,710 Not to kill you or anything like that. And why what are you bringing gloves? 595 00:46:56,510 --> 00:46:58,270 Did you believe me to tell you what? 596 00:46:58,610 --> 00:47:03,110 My hands sweat a lot and that makes me sick. right? I say. And what is that? 597 00:47:04,490 --> 00:47:09,370 Careful! Oh, bro, look! That's how I short! I have to say, help me! 598 00:47:35,820 --> 00:47:38,620 What a stupid dialogue! 599 00:47:39,820 --> 00:47:41,560 It's true! 600 00:48:05,940 --> 00:48:07,040 Oh. But what? 601 00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:40,360 This generation is lost. 602 00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:44,540 Let's go back! No! 603 00:48:51,940 --> 00:48:52,940 No! 604 00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:54,920 No! 605 00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:03,840 Excuse me. It's a police matter. Idiot! 606 00:49:04,300 --> 00:49:06,140 I don't like to see that. 607 00:49:09,100 --> 00:49:10,340 Smile, son of a bitch. 608 00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:12,320 What's that? 609 00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:13,860 My mother is crazy about God. 610 00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:15,680 Always have a weapon! 611 00:49:17,820 --> 00:49:20,060 Runs! I'm going to bring you your boyfriend. 612 00:49:20,260 --> 00:49:21,260 I'm running! 613 00:49:22,740 --> 00:49:25,280 So much suffering. And the agony. 614 00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:30,840 If I die... Seriously, Morty. Let of trying to win an Oscar. It is a 615 00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:32,320 scary movie It will never happen. 616 00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:34,220 Ask Demi Moore. 617 00:49:41,940 --> 00:49:43,540 What's the matter? 618 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,300 I can't help it. 619 00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:49,520 Only we are left. 620 00:49:52,140 --> 00:49:54,080 I'm going to give you the attamento. 621 00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:55,920 And the attire. 622 00:50:04,020 --> 00:50:05,020 Smell it! 623 00:50:15,790 --> 00:50:16,790 What is that with? 624 00:50:19,610 --> 00:50:20,670 Filthy dead. 625 00:50:20,950 --> 00:50:21,950 Die. 626 00:50:22,910 --> 00:50:25,710 Oh, no, no. It's my ass. Okay. 627 00:50:26,390 --> 00:50:27,670 Your last words. 628 00:50:28,330 --> 00:50:30,010 I want to poop. 629 00:50:34,370 --> 00:50:35,910 Oh, there is no way. 630 00:50:36,150 --> 00:50:39,170 I'm not going to clean that shithole. It's my rest. 631 00:50:39,450 --> 00:50:41,850 Ma'am, I'm the killer, not the janitor. 632 00:50:42,310 --> 00:50:44,070 Did you hear me, dog? Yes, gay. 633 00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:49,280 This is Shorty. This is a marathon Halloween. 634 00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:54,160 And it's another day in which they pay me a lot of money for doing absolutely nothing 635 00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:57,020 nothing. While you see me, poor guys. 636 00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:01,720 I want to send greetings to sponsor. 637 00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:05,220 Angry Orchid, rich cider. 638 00:51:06,500 --> 00:51:08,640 Use the best apples, son. 639 00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:19,740 It would be a Halloween marathon without a guest. A legend of streamers. 640 00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:20,860 Say hello to Kai! 641 00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:22,520 It will be! 642 00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:25,279 Yeah, 643 00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:32,180 in 644 00:51:32,180 --> 00:51:33,780 Serious. What brings you to the chat? 645 00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:36,080 Weren't you going to be in the movie? 646 00:51:36,340 --> 00:51:38,140 I called you and you ghosted me. 647 00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:43,980 Bro, I thought you were one of the moms crazy about my children. It was my mistake. 648 00:51:43,980 --> 00:51:44,980 from ghosting? 649 00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:47,360 Does anyone want to talk to you? 650 00:51:47,980 --> 00:51:51,020 Hello? What is your scary movie favorite? 651 00:51:53,540 --> 00:51:54,540 No! 652 00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:56,360 No! 653 00:51:59,980 --> 00:52:01,060 No! No! 654 00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:02,598 No! No! 655 00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:04,060 No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! 656 00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:06,480 No! 657 00:52:21,340 --> 00:52:23,300 Spin the tests! 658 00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:25,980 The float game! 659 00:52:26,580 --> 00:52:30,280 Let's go there with the floats and we are going to break your face! 660 00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:32,920 Then guess who it was! That doesn't have sense! 661 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:34,780 What a silly game! 662 00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:37,300 That's the suspect. 663 00:53:37,780 --> 00:53:39,520 Some call it the manordomo. 664 00:53:40,100 --> 00:53:43,560 He helped out in a house like guardian who said it was haunted 665 00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:44,560 2001. 666 00:53:45,180 --> 00:53:48,320 Anything else you have to tell me? You wife hates you. 667 00:53:48,740 --> 00:53:51,760 You believe the earth is flat and you voted by Trump. 668 00:53:52,220 --> 00:53:54,740 Thrice. Why did you want him Will you vote for the lady? 669 00:53:55,980 --> 00:53:59,580 I think the manordomo is the famous one Ghostface. 670 00:54:01,420 --> 00:54:02,900 I think it fits. 671 00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:05,100 Don't resist! 672 00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:07,460 Yes, they looked very suspicious. 673 00:54:11,140 --> 00:54:12,340 They have the wrong one. 674 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,900 And do you know why you are psychic? 675 00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:17,460 No, it's not the one with the arrest warrant. 676 00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:20,340 I'm not sure. 677 00:54:20,860 --> 00:54:21,980 It's black, don't you see? 678 00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:23,240 I don't think so. 679 00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:24,340 It's not so black. 680 00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:26,360 It's like wet cardboard color. 681 00:54:29,460 --> 00:54:30,940 Give it with your hand, good one. 682 00:54:32,980 --> 00:54:34,080 You still have to arrest him. 683 00:54:34,460 --> 00:54:35,460 He must have done something, right? 684 00:54:36,540 --> 00:54:38,080 Hey, turn off your cameras! 685 00:54:39,020 --> 00:54:44,620 Mrs. Houston, welcome. Doc, I know I beg. It has to make me look young. Those 686 00:54:44,620 --> 00:54:49,480 Ladies, you already have me fed up. I just know They put clothes stuck to my skirt. Trust me, 687 00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:56,520 his body decrepit and destroyed by the years since I fixed it. we are going to 688 00:54:56,520 --> 00:54:58,620 make the special for forty-somethings, eh? Thank you. 689 00:54:58,860 --> 00:55:02,880 I'm going to put a video with the details of the process and then we begin. 690 00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:09,360 I wish I wasn't so old and flaccid. 691 00:55:10,260 --> 00:55:14,400 I would like to be younger, sexier, catchable again. 692 00:55:14,780 --> 00:55:20,420 A single injection encrypts your DNA and Create a new and better you. 693 00:55:21,700 --> 00:55:24,000 This is the compound. 694 00:55:25,140 --> 00:55:29,720 Doc, are you sure this strange compound Is it going to leave your face like a baby's buttock? 695 00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:34,700 I like it. 696 00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:20,940 I don't think there will be a sequel. 697 00:57:25,180 --> 00:57:26,180 Hello, 698 00:57:30,100 --> 00:57:31,100 Sarah. 699 00:57:32,820 --> 00:57:35,460 Martina, I tried to come see you. 700 00:57:36,300 --> 00:57:38,060 Forgive me for what I did. 701 00:57:38,460 --> 00:57:40,080 Especially because of your name. 702 00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:45,180 It was Saint Martin's Day and it was very drunk, but I promise, I will kill that one 703 00:57:45,180 --> 00:57:46,180 son of a bitch 704 00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:48,980 It's okay, I forgive you. I'm going to read the car. 705 00:57:49,420 --> 00:57:51,220 I'm going to take you to the car! 706 00:57:51,780 --> 00:57:55,760 They stabbed me! I'm not deaf, idiot! I'll take Marty away from me! 707 00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:56,760 this! 708 00:57:57,460 --> 00:57:58,540 I'm coming for her, lady! 709 00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:03,200 I tried to run away too, but... They're behind you! 710 00:58:04,420 --> 00:58:08,160 You're probably expecting a flashback of that one. movie, but it's very scary. 711 00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:11,960 Yes, and the story is strange. has sex with someone, he gets an illness and 712 00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:15,840 Then a naked granny chases her. Who wants to see naked grandmothers? 713 00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:17,480 Oh, the murderer is provoking! 714 00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:25,420 No, no, no. Daughter, daughter, this is how it is done. 715 00:58:26,740 --> 00:58:29,200 What are you waiting for, huh? 716 00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:32,040 What are you waiting for? 717 00:58:33,020 --> 00:58:34,980 What are you waiting for? 718 00:58:35,820 --> 00:58:37,760 What are you waiting for? 719 00:58:38,260 --> 00:58:40,140 I would make you not be my mother. 720 00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:41,360 What are you waiting for? 721 00:58:42,180 --> 00:58:43,180 Yes. 722 00:58:44,020 --> 00:58:45,020 Candyman. 723 00:58:45,740 --> 00:58:46,740 Candyman. 724 00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:48,880 Candyman. 725 00:58:49,260 --> 00:58:50,380 Is that in English? 726 00:58:50,720 --> 00:58:52,320 Yes. Keep saying. 727 00:59:15,790 --> 00:59:17,270 Did you bring the candies I asked for? 728 00:59:17,690 --> 00:59:18,750 Yes, suit. 729 00:59:19,230 --> 00:59:20,290 Little grass light. 730 00:59:20,590 --> 00:59:21,910 Pallette. And so? 731 00:59:22,350 --> 00:59:23,410 I crash mushrooms. 732 00:59:23,730 --> 00:59:25,790 Why did it take you so long to show up? 733 00:59:26,130 --> 00:59:30,490 Focus, Clarence. I called you five times, idiot. You appear in three. 734 00:59:30,710 --> 00:59:35,410 You don't even call me on the phone. Luckily I was passing by here and I heard you through the hole 735 00:59:35,410 --> 00:59:40,150 the wall. It already covers that hole. Shut up already, losico. Do you have to go to the proctologist? 736 00:59:40,510 --> 00:59:44,450 Let me check all that acne. have acne after 40 is something very, very 737 00:59:44,450 --> 00:59:48,270 sad I look better than this, don't I? Of this half, it may be. there is no time 738 00:59:48,270 --> 00:59:51,030 fight Let's get high now. What start the party! 739 01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:21,720 Brenda, is that gay? 740 01:00:21,980 --> 01:00:24,460 Jake Gyllenhaal from Brokeback mountain. 741 01:00:25,140 --> 01:00:27,780 I wish I knew how to leave you, but I don't know. 742 01:00:29,540 --> 01:00:30,660 You love that movie! 743 01:00:31,480 --> 01:00:35,140 Hey, Brenda, did you happen to see my candy bag? 744 01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:40,140 It had chocolates, gummies, sticks and disappeared. No, no, no! 745 01:01:53,870 --> 01:01:55,150 Why are you looking at me? 746 01:01:57,450 --> 01:02:01,370 It kind of bets me, but I also like. 747 01:02:06,590 --> 01:02:07,590 That! 748 01:02:13,710 --> 01:02:14,710 That! 749 01:02:16,850 --> 01:02:21,610 Hey, do you know how many baby seals die because of microplastics? 750 01:02:36,380 --> 01:02:38,980 Have you seen? He's stabbing her! 751 01:02:39,220 --> 01:02:41,640 Nope! I identify as her! 752 01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:44,040 He stabbed her! I'm already 40! 753 01:02:44,300 --> 01:02:46,200 How do you want me to understand all that? 754 01:02:46,750 --> 01:02:47,729 You're right. 755 01:02:47,730 --> 01:02:52,090 It's the Karens, like you, who They feed the patriarchy and oppress us 756 01:02:52,090 --> 01:02:55,050 us. That? Now are you going to do the suffered? 757 01:02:55,450 --> 01:02:58,150 Call who is fed up or endures, bitch. 758 01:03:00,650 --> 01:03:04,890 And just so you know, my real name is Karen. 759 01:03:05,330 --> 01:03:06,830 Wow, it's already gotten good. 760 01:03:07,070 --> 01:03:13,010 Ignore the insults. She doesn't see that we want to help you. masculinity 761 01:03:13,010 --> 01:03:14,010 mansplaining. 762 01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:17,480 It doesn't help humanity. why my Is masculinity toxic? 763 01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:21,840 I love women and sports. Only that not together. Come here, bitch. 764 01:03:22,820 --> 01:03:23,738 It's my turn! 765 01:03:23,740 --> 01:03:27,060 I do it! Don't be ready for this! I continue, brother-in-law! I continue! 766 01:03:27,260 --> 01:03:28,260 Fuck your pronouns! 767 01:03:28,560 --> 01:03:29,560 Strong! 768 01:03:33,060 --> 01:03:34,480 I blame the patriarchy. 769 01:03:39,800 --> 01:03:41,540 Uncle Shorty. What happened, nephew? 770 01:03:41,900 --> 01:03:43,220 Can I ask you something? 771 01:03:46,190 --> 01:03:49,650 I want to know how he came down there with a woman. 772 01:03:50,710 --> 01:03:51,730 I mean, suck vagina? 773 01:03:52,450 --> 01:03:57,310 It makes me cringe a lot, but yes. Maybe yes will you stop talking like a 14 year old girl 774 01:03:57,310 --> 01:03:58,850 years, you would learn something. 775 01:03:59,410 --> 01:04:03,750 Okay? Listen to me. The first thing you will do is open her legs. you have to 776 01:04:03,750 --> 01:04:07,270 open them. Then you are going to use your fingers. Sometimes you have to use two. 777 01:04:07,630 --> 01:04:09,410 Two fingers, just like me. Yeah? 778 01:04:09,690 --> 01:04:14,210 And since you put them in, you're going to... You have than to use the language. 779 01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:15,740 And you can't be afraid. 780 01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:19,840 Yes, let yourself go. 781 01:04:20,380 --> 01:04:22,040 No, no, no, no, don't do it quickly. 782 01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:24,360 What are you, lizard? 783 01:04:24,720 --> 01:04:26,460 Be careful, you have to talk to him. 784 01:04:26,860 --> 01:04:27,980 Hello, pretty thing. 785 01:04:28,460 --> 01:04:29,460 How have you been? 786 01:04:30,260 --> 01:04:31,360 That, and then boom. 787 01:04:31,980 --> 01:04:35,320 It's like being a joint. The only thing that you have to do... 788 01:04:44,110 --> 01:04:47,070 What do you want to suck ass? Your mom knows. 789 01:04:49,570 --> 01:04:51,910 You do it very well. 790 01:04:55,330 --> 01:04:58,370 He, I want to try something new. 791 01:04:58,730 --> 01:05:01,290 Are you going to let him put his finger in you? That? 792 01:05:02,750 --> 01:05:05,510 Relax. I just want to test you. 793 01:05:08,130 --> 01:05:09,130 Okay. 794 01:05:10,450 --> 01:05:11,970 To dinner, love. 795 01:05:13,770 --> 01:05:14,810 Without hesitation, champion. 796 01:05:18,070 --> 01:05:20,150 Be careful, she is very biting. 797 01:05:22,090 --> 01:05:24,270 Yes it bites hard. Okay. 798 01:05:24,630 --> 01:05:26,550 I treat you so badly that you want more. 799 01:05:26,790 --> 01:05:27,790 Yes. 800 01:05:32,310 --> 01:05:35,230 Los is much better than Larry and the others. 801 01:05:36,190 --> 01:05:37,610 You to yours. 802 01:06:08,420 --> 01:06:09,840 And what are you doing here? 803 01:06:10,060 --> 01:06:11,038 Are we here to drink? 804 01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:12,040 Play bad music? 805 01:06:12,300 --> 01:06:13,540 And do half-gay things? 806 01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:15,680 Why only half gay? 807 01:06:15,960 --> 01:06:19,100 What do they need? What do they say if we Do they invite you to enter? 808 01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:23,960 But you don't need it. The whites always appear without 809 01:06:23,960 --> 01:06:27,940 They bring their shitty food. Improve your seasoning before coming to a party. 810 01:06:28,440 --> 01:06:32,660 And why are their feet so dirty? Did you walk barefoot because it was porn or 811 01:06:32,660 --> 01:06:34,240 what? Do you have the foot of a poor little girl? 812 01:06:36,110 --> 01:06:37,590 There is no white here. 813 01:06:37,830 --> 01:06:38,870 Why would they enter? 814 01:06:39,610 --> 01:06:43,370 Because we believe in music and equality. 815 01:06:43,730 --> 01:06:44,850 We are going to teach them. 816 01:06:45,090 --> 01:06:46,090 Okay, no, no. 817 01:06:46,970 --> 01:06:53,610 Long live equality. The equality between everyone. and we want 818 01:06:53,610 --> 01:06:57,030 long live the friendship. 819 01:06:58,110 --> 01:06:59,210 We are behind. 820 01:06:59,510 --> 01:07:03,450 If that's talent, we're screwed. The music god is wallowing in 821 01:07:03,450 --> 01:07:05,910 his grave. My ears are bleeding. 822 01:07:13,470 --> 01:07:14,470 Let's go! Boo! 823 01:07:15,550 --> 01:07:17,370 Boo! Boo! Boo! Get out! 824 01:07:17,830 --> 01:07:19,030 We explode! Get out! 825 01:07:20,750 --> 01:07:23,870 Crap! Why don't you better go to one of these parties where they take up 826 01:07:23,870 --> 01:07:27,470 faint and wake up with pain in the ass without knowing what someone with 827 01:07:27,470 --> 01:07:29,390 cowboy hat tell you? Yes. What? 828 01:07:30,030 --> 01:07:31,030 Okay. 829 01:07:31,230 --> 01:07:34,730 Well, we're going to go. But let's walk slowly 830 01:07:35,370 --> 01:07:36,570 In case they change their mind. 831 01:07:39,410 --> 01:07:40,790 Have you changed your mind yet? No. 832 01:07:41,110 --> 01:07:42,110 Of course not. 833 01:07:42,750 --> 01:07:45,130 And now how are you? No, well, no. No? 834 01:07:45,490 --> 01:07:47,790 Already? Of course not. Come walking! 835 01:07:48,050 --> 01:07:48,769 Go now! 836 01:07:48,770 --> 01:07:51,350 Yes, yes. Sara, walk! The whites no longer They are like before. 837 01:07:54,870 --> 01:07:58,310 Hey, I think I saw an open window on that side. But it's closed. 838 01:07:58,570 --> 01:07:59,570 Not by much. 839 01:08:17,240 --> 01:08:18,240 Hello, Martina. 840 01:08:19,020 --> 01:08:21,500 You came back. Yes, I lost my inhaler here. 841 01:08:21,880 --> 01:08:25,500 Seriously, it looks like you didn't learn anything. from the last movie, Martina. The 842 01:08:25,500 --> 01:08:26,620 true, yes. What a bad movie. 843 01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:30,740 But we are already here. So you have to take advantage now. And where is this 844 01:08:30,740 --> 01:08:31,740 small? 845 01:08:38,410 --> 01:08:40,649 Go get your sister and get out of there now. 846 01:08:40,970 --> 01:08:41,948 Okay, love? 847 01:08:41,950 --> 01:08:43,710 I am an adult woman. 848 01:08:44,069 --> 01:08:47,850 Mother, I don't have to do anything that you tell me to do This is the house where 849 01:08:47,850 --> 01:08:49,370 Your crazy dad killed people. 850 01:08:49,710 --> 01:08:51,149 Someone wanted to take you there. 851 01:08:52,050 --> 01:08:55,510 It means someone wants to take me to me there. 852 01:08:55,910 --> 01:08:57,890 Again, this is not about you. 853 01:08:58,189 --> 01:09:01,510 But why are you screaming? Because the camera shit is moving away. 854 01:09:02,290 --> 01:09:06,170 Hey wait are you tracking me phone? I'm losing you. 855 01:09:39,050 --> 01:09:40,810 I don't understand your reference, okay? 856 01:09:41,090 --> 01:09:42,529 This was in the cellar. 857 01:09:46,930 --> 01:09:51,210 How twisted, bro! 858 01:09:51,890 --> 01:09:53,029 That's worse! 859 01:09:54,069 --> 01:09:58,590 I didn't do it with bad intentions. My favorite victims are blacks. 860 01:10:01,990 --> 01:10:05,170 And this is how another brother becomes victim of a firearm. 861 01:10:05,890 --> 01:10:07,930 It turns out that race is indeed a problem. 862 01:10:08,190 --> 01:10:09,190 That's not fair. 863 01:10:09,250 --> 01:10:11,670 Black people always die first scary movies 864 01:10:15,570 --> 01:10:19,170 Have you already killed him? If he had gone to sleep when his mother told him. 865 01:10:45,990 --> 01:10:46,990 Bro, 866 01:10:48,790 --> 01:10:53,970 You're running backwards, son. I am not me, it's control. No, son, your control 867 01:10:53,970 --> 01:10:54,970 is in reverse. 868 01:10:55,730 --> 01:10:58,510 Now we already win. 869 01:11:03,910 --> 01:11:05,130 Because? 870 01:11:06,070 --> 01:11:07,110 Black Lives Matter. 871 01:11:12,080 --> 01:11:16,580 Oh, it's good that you arrived! Where were you? You just left! Well I 872 01:11:16,580 --> 01:11:19,360 was outside. I went out to get some fresh air. High! 873 01:11:20,340 --> 01:11:22,680 One of you is the murderer. 874 01:11:24,600 --> 01:11:26,580 Why do your hands have blood? 875 01:11:29,400 --> 01:11:30,560 I found Abraham outside. 876 01:11:30,840 --> 01:11:36,020 She is the murderer! I am not the murderer I mean, I don't even have the 877 01:11:36,020 --> 01:11:37,480 distracted I'm almost a virgin. 878 01:11:37,760 --> 01:11:40,520 What a lie! You messed with everyone Woodsville. 879 01:11:41,080 --> 01:11:45,700 Pelotism! And from behind it doesn't count. 880 01:11:48,140 --> 01:11:49,900 What's wrong with you, Lucas? 881 01:11:50,220 --> 01:11:53,460 Welcome to act three, bitches. 882 01:11:54,760 --> 01:11:55,760 That? 883 01:11:56,620 --> 01:11:58,320 And what does that mean? 884 01:11:59,220 --> 01:12:01,760 That's when the good happens. 885 01:12:43,370 --> 01:12:44,970 dancer, but no one saw that shit. 886 01:12:46,190 --> 01:12:47,710 Let's do it. Oh, okay. 887 01:12:50,950 --> 01:12:51,950 Aid! 888 01:12:52,450 --> 01:12:53,450 Back it up! 889 01:12:53,670 --> 01:12:56,070 Oh, I'm not pretending! Please, help! 890 01:12:56,470 --> 01:12:57,470 What do you think? 891 01:12:58,030 --> 01:13:02,490 I think Kendrick beat Drake. I still listen to Drake, but why 892 01:13:02,490 --> 01:13:04,550 did he demand? I think it went too far. 893 01:13:04,770 --> 01:13:06,390 What do you think of this situation? 894 01:13:07,070 --> 01:13:10,810 Ah, that, that's a trap. When she Wow, I already came and came back. 895 01:13:33,840 --> 01:13:35,320 I would do anything for you, Brenda. 896 01:13:41,720 --> 01:13:43,620 Yeah! He believed it! 897 01:13:43,900 --> 01:13:46,200 The ketchup trick is foolproof! 898 01:13:46,900 --> 01:13:49,620 Poor thing if the bitch believed that I I was going to enter the house! 899 01:14:34,320 --> 01:14:38,260 You forgot the first rule to survive a scary movie. 900 01:14:38,260 --> 01:14:39,780 you answer the phone. 901 01:14:41,040 --> 01:14:44,560 I thought the first rule was never trust someone's boyfriend. 902 01:14:45,980 --> 01:14:46,980 Oh really? 903 01:14:47,180 --> 01:14:49,400 Well I'll change the rules, how does it go? 904 01:14:50,260 --> 01:14:51,260 New rule. 905 01:14:51,980 --> 01:14:53,700 Fuck you a lot. 906 01:14:53,980 --> 01:14:54,980 Wait for it! 907 01:14:55,920 --> 01:14:58,500 Oh, why do you hate crosses so much! 908 01:14:58,720 --> 01:15:00,400 I told you very clearly to come out. 909 01:15:00,600 --> 01:15:03,840 Of course, I didn't want him to will shoot! How ironic, don't you think? 910 01:15:04,940 --> 01:15:06,220 You missed it, Stevie. 911 01:15:07,140 --> 01:15:08,820 Oh no! It's Ghostface! 912 01:15:09,340 --> 01:15:10,460 No, I believed her. 913 01:15:12,180 --> 01:15:14,520 Don't worry, John Wick. Do you want to avenge your dead dog? 914 01:15:19,240 --> 01:15:23,720 The dog is just a metaphor. Want avenge his wife! 915 01:15:23,960 --> 01:15:25,360 It sure isn't a harmonica! 916 01:16:54,060 --> 01:16:54,779 Yes, Sara. 917 01:16:54,780 --> 01:16:56,960 Finish it. You don't tell me what to do! 918 01:16:57,320 --> 01:17:01,460 This is not the best time to solve our mother problems 919 01:17:01,460 --> 01:17:05,380 but... Sara, I'm so sorry. I have been a terrible mother. 920 01:17:05,700 --> 01:17:11,240 I didn't even know that your sister Merlina... Martina! I have to 921 01:17:11,240 --> 01:17:14,080 legal issues. But I prepared you for this. 922 01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:16,080 So come on, my love. 923 01:17:16,460 --> 01:17:17,600 Do it shit. 924 01:17:27,400 --> 01:17:28,720 I wanted to be the one who... Sara! 925 01:17:29,060 --> 01:17:30,280 I already buried it completely. 926 01:17:32,680 --> 01:17:34,600 See? I told you it was about me. 927 01:17:34,860 --> 01:17:36,240 No, Sara. 928 01:17:37,720 --> 01:17:39,660 It's not about you. 929 01:17:39,880 --> 01:17:41,200 It's about her. 930 01:17:42,060 --> 01:17:45,360 Oh, sorry, love. I hate being right. 931 01:17:45,800 --> 01:17:47,240 You would have listened to Duffy. 932 01:17:47,900 --> 01:17:49,720 The boyfriend is the murderer. 933 01:17:50,100 --> 01:17:55,400 But it sounded so obvious, don't you think? That makes you think it's not obvious. 934 01:17:55,400 --> 01:17:56,400 We think the same. 935 01:17:57,610 --> 01:17:58,610 Well that's the twist! 936 01:17:59,130 --> 01:18:00,430 But go to the kitchen now! 937 01:18:00,710 --> 01:18:03,210 Already! Ok, listen to me. 938 01:18:04,470 --> 01:18:08,750 So, no other great scary movie from the first one. 939 01:18:09,190 --> 01:18:12,530 Let's save the franchise. go for our guest 940 01:18:15,390 --> 01:18:17,450 Hollywood! He no longer has any ideas. 941 01:18:17,770 --> 01:18:20,130 Why else would they make a Scary Movies? 942 01:18:20,350 --> 01:18:22,750 But it wouldn't be a success with characters new. 943 01:18:23,350 --> 01:18:25,290 They had to include the originals. 944 01:18:25,740 --> 01:18:30,580 And there wouldn't be a Cindy without her dumb and ugly little black friend Brenda. 945 01:18:30,900 --> 01:18:34,000 You don't have to tell me that ugly thing, little boy 946 01:18:58,830 --> 01:19:01,950 as well as caring, well... Martina! 947 01:19:02,310 --> 01:19:03,370 Ok, ladies? 948 01:19:03,810 --> 01:19:05,910 Time to prepare the corpses! 949 01:19:06,230 --> 01:19:07,270 A! Give it! 950 01:19:07,490 --> 01:19:08,490 That! 951 01:19:10,570 --> 01:19:13,870 Who are they? What did they come for? We are the sons of bitches who came to put 952 01:19:13,870 --> 01:19:14,990 order to this franchise. 953 01:19:39,120 --> 01:19:40,120 Kevin Hart is here. 954 01:19:47,580 --> 01:19:48,580 Jack? 955 01:19:49,040 --> 01:19:51,960 Yes, it's me. On my knees I am the same size than Kevin. 956 01:19:52,220 --> 01:19:56,620 And Kevin said no. Did Kevin Hart say what not? But that dwarf says yes to 957 01:19:56,620 --> 01:19:58,980 everything. Yes, whatever. But wait. 958 01:19:59,600 --> 01:20:00,600 Oh, mother! 959 01:20:10,240 --> 01:20:13,380 Four black thugs. we are doing history. 960 01:20:13,760 --> 01:20:16,280 It is the new definition of excellence black. 961 01:20:17,200 --> 01:20:18,840 But why did they do this? 962 01:20:19,180 --> 01:20:22,900 The question is... Why did they try make a sequel without us? 963 01:20:23,240 --> 01:20:27,680 Yes. When the studio wanted to replace these brothers, I was there. 964 01:20:27,920 --> 01:20:28,920 It's true. 965 01:20:28,960 --> 01:20:29,960 I was there too. 966 01:20:30,140 --> 01:20:31,140 And what about you? 967 01:20:31,340 --> 01:20:35,680 You were in a scene in the part four. Yes, but I made the icons of the 968 01:20:35,820 --> 01:20:38,540 Phil will cut off his foot. And that's why it was like this. Yes, it was bad. 969 01:20:39,370 --> 01:20:40,830 But you see what they're trying to do. 970 01:20:41,270 --> 01:20:43,170 They try to turn us against each other. 971 01:20:43,390 --> 01:20:46,110 They try to make us see each other very, very, very black, brothers. 972 01:20:47,070 --> 01:20:48,068 Hey, Shaq. 973 01:20:48,070 --> 01:20:51,990 Bro, I'm so proud of you. You have had an incredible career as 974 01:20:51,990 --> 01:20:57,270 commentator since you left the basketball And I love The Big Podcast. It 975 01:20:57,270 --> 01:21:01,770 diary. Although I don't understand anything what do you say I only hear you say... 976 01:21:01,770 --> 01:21:06,770 That's enough. 977 01:21:09,350 --> 01:21:10,950 I love what you do. 978 01:21:11,990 --> 01:21:14,230 But I will never forgive you because love. 979 01:21:14,510 --> 01:21:21,010 How did you find it? Why did you leave the Lakers? 980 01:21:21,170 --> 01:21:25,510 You and Cody would have had nine fucking rings. They sent me to Miami. 981 01:21:26,750 --> 01:21:31,750 What is your size? Three shoes? Of what size? 982 01:21:32,030 --> 01:21:33,030 No, 983 01:21:33,650 --> 01:21:34,650 No, no, King. 984 01:21:34,890 --> 01:21:36,510 By? That is not asked. 985 01:21:36,770 --> 01:21:37,770 Is it for general culture? 986 01:21:41,900 --> 01:21:44,640 We are murderers. Focus. Okay, okay, okay. It's time. 987 01:21:45,320 --> 01:21:48,460 Anthony, hey, hey. Don't worry. We are family. 988 01:21:49,600 --> 01:21:50,800 You are my brother. 989 01:21:51,320 --> 01:21:53,980 Also, my brother is nominated for eight Emmys. 990 01:21:54,220 --> 01:21:59,240 Congratulations! In fact, the Emmys only five are nominated. I am 991 01:21:59,240 --> 01:22:02,100 nominated for eight. Ah, all eight! Thank you! 992 01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:03,800 Thank you! 993 01:22:04,980 --> 01:22:06,920 Many nominations! How crazy! 994 01:22:08,540 --> 01:22:11,260 But you never won. 995 01:22:17,480 --> 01:22:20,140 This is because you left Scary Movie 3! and 4! 996 01:22:20,560 --> 01:22:22,560 I didn't know they were fired! 997 01:22:22,880 --> 01:22:27,280 And that, silly, is for having taken away my boyfriend on Tinder! 998 01:22:27,760 --> 01:22:29,820 I'm not gay and he inspired me! 999 01:22:30,480 --> 01:22:32,660 I don't like men! 1000 01:22:34,740 --> 01:22:35,740 No, no, no! 1001 01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:37,820 And you! And you! 1002 01:22:38,660 --> 01:22:40,980 They made Scary Movie 3 and 4 without us! 1003 01:22:48,940 --> 01:22:49,940 And your excuse? 1004 01:22:50,920 --> 01:22:55,780 Well, I had the opportunity to work with the incomparable Charlie Sheen. 1005 01:22:57,920 --> 01:23:01,080 I understand, it is a legend and it has been caught to half the world. 1006 01:23:01,320 --> 01:23:03,680 Do you know that he fucked 47 thousand women? 1007 01:23:04,000 --> 01:23:07,300 And a thousand of those women were men. What lucky! 1008 01:23:08,760 --> 01:23:11,000 Wait, are they going to kill us now? 1009 01:23:14,460 --> 01:23:17,080 What would Halloween be without Jamie Lee? Curtis? 1010 01:23:19,799 --> 01:23:20,840 It would be Scream Space. 1011 01:23:21,100 --> 01:23:23,360 How did they manage to deceive us? all? 1012 01:23:23,640 --> 01:23:24,640 Yes, Andy. 1013 01:23:25,040 --> 01:23:27,540 Do you know how many Ghost Spaces there are? 1014 01:23:28,080 --> 01:23:29,880 Literally million. Millions. 1015 01:23:30,140 --> 01:23:33,240 I'm so happy that the actors original let's be together. 1016 01:23:33,460 --> 01:23:34,460 Yes. Ok. 1017 01:23:34,600 --> 01:23:37,180 All at three. Four brilliants. 1018 01:23:37,660 --> 01:23:40,120 That? No, no, no. Forget it. that name It's horrible. 1019 01:23:40,720 --> 01:23:45,820 Oops. What do you think? What do you think? The girls and the old men. Yes. With the 1020 01:23:45,820 --> 01:23:47,860 mummies and the beautiful ones. 1021 01:23:49,960 --> 01:23:52,840 Thank you! Yes, or the sexy and the senile. 1022 01:23:58,620 --> 01:24:01,360 I prefer to cure a pleasure where frequency! 1023 01:24:02,600 --> 01:24:04,720 You guys are like 70 years old! 1024 01:24:09,040 --> 01:24:11,100 Oh, I took it from the subway! 1025 01:24:11,860 --> 01:24:12,860 Mietica! 1026 01:24:13,720 --> 01:24:15,140 Hey! Hey! 1027 01:24:15,440 --> 01:24:16,600 They are already dead! 1028 01:24:16,880 --> 01:24:19,600 No, those bastards always come back. Oh, nope! 1029 01:24:21,560 --> 01:24:22,920 Exact! Quick King! Come on! 1030 01:24:53,130 --> 01:24:54,790 children. Well, screw it! 1031 01:24:55,310 --> 01:24:57,110 It's our franchise! 1032 01:24:57,490 --> 01:25:01,470 Also, we can do this output dramatic with fire behind 1033 01:25:01,870 --> 01:25:03,070 But damn, how hot! 1034 01:25:03,490 --> 01:25:04,490 Don't know. 1035 01:25:04,690 --> 01:25:05,690 I like it. 1036 01:25:06,970 --> 01:25:07,970 Seriously, Ray? 1037 01:25:08,210 --> 01:25:12,370 Shall we play firefighters? Do you love yourself dress as a firefighter? No, I want you to 1038 01:25:12,370 --> 01:25:13,370 firefighter views. 1039 01:25:14,030 --> 01:25:15,510 Yes, I feel very fresh. 1040 01:25:39,800 --> 01:25:41,200 Thank you! 1041 01:26:04,400 --> 01:26:05,400 Subscribe to the channel! 1042 01:26:29,620 --> 01:26:31,020 Thank you! 1043 01:27:08,240 --> 01:27:11,040 Subscribe to 1044 01:27:11,040 --> 01:27:18,660 channel! 1045 01:27:28,950 --> 01:27:31,710 Coming soon to your nearest cinema. Come to me. 1046 01:27:32,610 --> 01:27:33,730 Count Brolog. 1047 01:27:34,890 --> 01:27:39,090 From the studio that brought you the versions black from white films. 1048 01:27:41,810 --> 01:27:44,370 I'm just hungry. 1049 01:27:44,730 --> 01:27:45,730 Nothing else. 1050 01:27:46,110 --> 01:27:49,850 You didn't tell me that last night. When I you sucked the breasts. 1051 01:27:51,590 --> 01:27:53,530 My sisters are going to hear you. 1052 01:27:53,930 --> 01:27:54,930 Very late. 1053 01:27:55,710 --> 01:27:56,810 Damn traitor. 1054 01:27:57,070 --> 01:27:58,130 I don't even know him. 1055 01:27:58,510 --> 01:28:00,010 Why do you want me to fall into their trap? 1056 01:28:00,230 --> 01:28:01,430 What a stupid black man. 1057 01:28:02,790 --> 01:28:04,550 Admire the black vampire. 1058 01:28:06,290 --> 01:28:07,290 You prosper. 1059 01:28:08,930 --> 01:28:10,710 Coming soon to Pride Day Black. 1060 01:29:31,150 --> 01:29:32,150 Berger people! 1061 01:29:32,470 --> 01:29:34,270 It looks like he's very bad. 1062 01:29:35,270 --> 01:29:36,650 Of course it is, Ghostface. 1063 01:29:37,690 --> 01:29:38,690 Sit down. 1064 01:29:39,650 --> 01:29:40,790 Okay, Berger. 1065 01:29:41,310 --> 01:29:43,830 That madman must spend the rest of his life in prison. 1066 01:29:44,050 --> 01:29:45,410 Although with that little hand. 1067 01:29:45,690 --> 01:29:48,690 With all due respect, you must do great jobs. 1068 01:29:48,990 --> 01:29:49,990 Excellent. 1069 01:29:50,270 --> 01:29:54,450 Glorious. Guaranteed. Good grip. It would make me look twice as big 1070 01:29:54,850 --> 01:29:58,760 Yes. I don't want him to pull me, Berger. Let me tell you the most important thing. No 1071 01:29:58,760 --> 01:30:00,500 I want him to fuck me. Neither do I. 1072 01:30:00,800 --> 01:30:04,780 That being said, once you start, as a rifle... That's it. 1073 01:30:07,020 --> 01:30:11,960 Listen, he can't leave, okay? Okay. It will be a day, two weeks, I don't know, I don't know how much 1074 01:30:11,960 --> 01:30:12,858 lasts this movie. 1075 01:30:12,860 --> 01:30:17,000 Like a Chris Nolan one, but without sense. What I want you to do is 1076 01:30:17,000 --> 01:30:19,000 there and show him what you have. 1077 01:30:19,420 --> 01:30:20,440 The fear of success. 1078 01:30:30,380 --> 01:30:33,800 The birthday party has arrived. 1079 01:30:36,960 --> 01:30:38,660 I brought you a cupcake. 1080 01:30:39,380 --> 01:30:40,880 And a wish. 1081 01:30:42,680 --> 01:30:44,140 My germs. 1082 01:30:48,060 --> 01:30:49,900 Oh, what a delicious finger. 1083 01:30:51,640 --> 01:30:57,040 Agent Berger, I'm just trying to give you a hand. No, and it became a meme. 1084 01:30:57,400 --> 01:30:59,740 Mr. Manordomo, it's you. 1085 01:31:04,910 --> 01:31:05,990 That was worth it! 1086 01:31:06,210 --> 01:31:07,210 Again! 1087 01:31:07,610 --> 01:31:09,030 Ok, that came out. 1088 01:31:09,490 --> 01:31:10,490 Yes, 1089 01:31:11,030 --> 01:31:12,030 ok, ok. 1090 01:31:14,230 --> 01:31:16,690 This shit needs an airbag. there there it goes! 1091 01:31:19,510 --> 01:31:20,930 According to me, it wasn't going to hurt much. 1092 01:31:21,410 --> 01:31:22,470 It's not the cash. 1093 01:31:22,930 --> 01:31:24,210 I already knew it. 1094 01:31:24,790 --> 01:31:26,350 As? Oh, 1095 01:31:27,770 --> 01:31:28,770 yes. 1096 01:31:28,930 --> 01:31:29,930 Knew? you. 1097 01:31:30,300 --> 01:31:35,940 Crazy old man! You know what? I think the same. I think... And now what do we do? 1098 01:31:37,020 --> 01:31:41,420 Go out hiding. Like my neighbor when I discussed it with my wife. Where are they going? 1099 01:31:41,940 --> 01:31:43,180 And are they still together? 1100 01:31:44,560 --> 01:31:45,560 Unfortunately. 1101 01:31:46,020 --> 01:31:47,140 Very sorry. 1102 01:31:47,860 --> 01:31:49,360 Don't worry, we open the relationship.